So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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