She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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