Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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