I'm gonna have a badass scar
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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