he wants to bone in the snuggie
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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