David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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