Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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