guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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