I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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