Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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