The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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