Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Actions speak louder than pants.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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