That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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