dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
love makes seman taste better
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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