A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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