Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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