but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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