last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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