Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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