At least make sure they are 18
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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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