Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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