I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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