Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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