Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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