one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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