If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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