All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
P.S. I can't hear my feet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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