i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
God, I missed his penis.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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