Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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