Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We need to rekindle our bromance
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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