Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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