Just fell off a train. Bad.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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