people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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