After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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