Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Everything about him screamed your future.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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