I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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