talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Soap is not a condiment
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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