god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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