just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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