he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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