whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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