Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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