I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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