when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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