I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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