She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
