Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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