she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm at about main and main street
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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