he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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