Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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