god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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