I'm jealous of your bromance
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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