just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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