it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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