The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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